1 year later

1 year ago, we were just getting back from a beach in malaga. now we are buried in 8 inches of snow and we didnt have school today. i have 2 papers and 2 midterms in the next 3 days. fuck me.

update

were home, itll be slow for updates but more shit to come, just rants and how girls are stupid basically.

sometimes, i just like to steal

i returned last night after a night of drinking with a license plate. why? because when i drink, i like to steal. i also have stolen many signs and posters, pint and shot glasses, and money when i drink. i have stolen a tip before that someone left a bartender here in spain, why did i take the tip? because they dont tip here. and i needed a cab fare. regardless, i need to stop...and heres why: when i was in boston my freshman year, i stole 3 magazines from a convenience store to use as a blanket in my friends apt. stupidly i didnt realize that it was in a predominantly black neighborhood with several black people in it and a black store owner. not only that, i stole a vogue, cosmo, and home and gardens, most likely never to be sold in that area. so ya i steal for souvys and cab fares, im not being uncivil at all i dont think. that is all.

johnny apple"seed"

my theory of johnny appleseed, the greatest womanizer ever to have lived. originally from leominster, ma johnny appleseed embarked on a journey across the country to plant seeds. the question is: what kind? hmmm....this made me wonder. the legend tells us that he went across the country planting appleseeds and thats why there are apple trees all around the country. but might this be a metaphor? might he actually have been planting his "appleseed" instead of the little black ones? so heres my theory. johnny was a stud and banged every chick in leominster and got in a lot of trouble for it. he decided that he needed to share his apples and his tree and plant his seed all around the country. so he left a walked and walked and walked and fucked and fucked and fucked, planting his seed (nutting in women) in every state. then he wrote about it. and little kids read it and hear of his legend? damn what a fuckin pimp. if i could go around the country and fuck girls and write about it and read it to little kids...shitttt. johnny appleseed...legend? yes.

swim-up bars

it gets really hot here in sevilla, and especially when we were in portugal i thought it was crazy the pool didnt have a swim up bar! the place was filled with crazy college kids just lookin to make it honest, ready to take a good 4 tequila shots before heading down to the beach. chances are, as the place filled up and people started to get drunk theyd probly never leave and end up givin all their money away to the bar. they would have made thousands in a matter of days.


anyways this just got me thinkin how there should be swim up bars in all places where the average temp is above a certain level. i mean theyre so much fun down in mexico, why cant they be fun in other places. Theres tons of spanish students along with willing american college kids in this city who would pay top dollar for ice cold drinks in a cool pool on a day hot enough to make those girls with big boobs sweat in thier under-boob crease. Im gonna miss the shit outta this city, and id like to come back at some point, hopefully with a successfull chain of swim up bars. i am going to need partners tho...

girls are dumb example...i really dont know

"larry bird? who's that?"

you have got to be shitting me, and this girl considers herself athletic and enjoys sports.

lagos

lagos...fuckin awesome time. lots of booze and sun. this is the view from our hotel. im too hungover to keep writing. < 2 weeks america. usa all the way