nice little weekend here in espana. went to a few bars and a few clubs right across the river from our residencia. one of the kids we live with Duncan got so plastered before we even got there that he was busting out 360s off every bench, chair, curb, whatever kid thought it was the Xgames or sumthin. the bars were pretty choice, and we went to this one plaza where people buy 40's and bottles of wine in this ice cream store, yes i wish cravings and DQ sold beer too, and then just walk outside and get 3 sheets to the wind. its fuckin money. people pull their cars up and blast some tunes and in 1 month when beach season starts i guarantee the place will have more bumper than a body shop. we met this jersey girl there whos in our program... i almost said DTF jersey girl, but i caught myself that would have been repetitive. anyways i bet you can guess where she ended up 3 hours later.
we came across some tickets to a Sevilla FC game for only 35 euros so we scooped those up. they were playin another Spanish League team Osasuna so it was a sick game, but they play Barcelona a couple times while were here so we're definetly going to one of those games too... heres a pic of the stadium and you can see empty seats, but im sure it will be 100% sold out for a Barca game
Sevilla won off a PK in the 89th minute at the foot of my boy Luis Fabiano... tight
seriously...mountain dew introduced the wide mouth can about what like 15 fuckin years ago? what a great invention, so simple, so useful, user friendly, i cant think of any reason why a widemouth can is bad. kudos mountain dew, kudos. welcome to spain, where everything is stylish, affordable, and friendly. so why the fuck are all the cans of beer and soda not widemouth? it takes twice the time to drink the fuckin thing and the can is literally like a quarter of an inch shorter than standard american cans. what the fuck. seriously spain get with the fuckin program. usa all the way. oh and the coke tastes like shit.
so we decide to buy some bikes for ease of transportation around the city, and to and fro the bus stop. well that seems like a great idea, lets go shopping. we found bikes for 110 euro, and we plan on selling them at the end of the semester. we bought the bikes 3 nights ago. on the way back from the bike shop, our roommate cody breaks the pedal. i broke my pedal yesterday on my way to school. but today i get off the bus, and cody and my bike have been stolen. the wire was cut with bolt cutters. why the fucking hell would anyone steal a shitty ass bike. this is the bottom of the line basic bike. hence the company name "basic". however, i dont wanna panic yet bc the police might have impounded them because we chained them to an arbitrary pole and we dont know if that is legal or not. ill check back in on the status of my bike in a few weeks. hopefully it will turn up. fuck.
so spain is a little different than the US. best difference has to be the daily scheduled siestas... worst difference just might be how people get their grind on. for example, as wholesome of a place as toads is, the only thing preventing mass penetration is jeans. left and right you can see bitches grindin up on everyone/thing, people are poppin chubs, coppin feels, and everyone is just tryin to figure out whose gonna move well when the dance turns horizontal. but in spain people like actually dance with space inbetween each other... its really weird and gay. so last night it was one of our roomates 21st so obvioulsy we had to see if he could handle 21 shots, which im not sure if he ever made it to. anyways we went to the closest most american like club by us and dammit was it refeshing seeing so much bump and grind i felt like i was at a fuckin r. kelly concert. 4 of us got bikes... dan and another kid already broke their pedals... still lookin for some pegs and donuts and baseball cards for the spokes to really pimp them out got a sick little bubbler for only 15 euros. we havent named it yet but currently i think i may be leaning towards the golden banana in honor of the reopening i want to write more, but id rather continue to watch this video on repeat
so heres the deal, in spain all the stores close at 2 and re-open at 5 so people can nap or do whatever the hearts desire. and this is great because napping is the business and its cool if you nap for 3 hours in the middle of the day...but its not fucking cool when youre walking around the city looking for a shop to buy a bike for 2 and a half hours, only to get there at 2 when it is just closing...and then we had to walk 25 mins back to eat lunch at 230. but i did reap the benefits of nap time, after lunch i passed out only to be awaken by the mamas husband getting us up for dinner. so i ate slept ate, waste of a day. however, upon walking around the city, i noticed the abundance of certified dime pieces. i was wearing my sunglasses so they couldnt see me eye fucking them, but i took enough mental pictures. unfortunately i cant put them on my computer so you pervs can add them to your respective spank banks, but hopefully someday i can catch a few in the background of my pics so you bonerjams can check them out. i gotta stop drinking the tap water, its making me dizzy. alrite thats all for today from me , spanish chicks are so much hotter than american women.
so we all went out last night and boozed our faces off so after a few hours of sleep we figured whats the best thing to do to get rid of a hangover? yup, take a bike tour through sevilla. we tried to convince the API directors that mopeds were a better idea, but instead we got gay tiny bikes but we were still able to ghost ride the whips
did see some pretty sweet shit though... especially a picture of our block from the other side of the river
slept the rest of the day and then went out with everyone in our building at night. went to a bar probly the size of hulas or the first floor of the greatest bar and met up with our host mothers 18 year old daughter (a little chunky) and her 2 friends (spanish calendar worthy dime pieces). got a couple girls drunk enough to do the tootsie roll infront of most of us, so thats when we knew it was spliff time. yada yada yada a few people passed out in places they probly shouldnt have, but it wasnt as bad as the other night when this hilarious kid from cali passed out in a gutter. pats game at 9pm. fuck LT and his neard
so our room is pretty cool, we got 4 bedrooms and 8 guys...kitchen and a bathroom, and 2 common rooms. and there is porn on all day on basic cable...like hardcore shit. real hardcore. we saw DP last night. it was awkward but a good bonding moment, nothing like double penetration to bring a group together. ok thats all.
so this is the beginning of our adventure. we got to madrid on monday morning and didnt sleep for about 25 hours straight. i threw up a few times. no sleep isnt fun but the schedule here is so much different then at home. you sleep like 4 hours at night and then take a 3 hour siesta in the afternoon. the entire city takes a siesta fuckin lazy asses every store is closed from 2-5 so no eating or drinking. anyways madrid was awesome and sevilla is awesome. it feels like florida here and there are orange trees everywhere, which are fun to pick and throw at people and buildings. the next week is supposed to average around 65 and sunny so in your face. nothing really exciting has happened so far we've just been sightseeing and shit like that. tomo we're riding gay bikes around the city. so gay. oh ya there are palm trees here too so thats cool. this place kinda feels like disney world except its real and trying to speak spanish with the locals is pretty fucking hilarious. what else...nothing just look at the pics and shit and once something really cool happens we'll let you know.
