boner kebab

this is what i like to call a boner kebab. i call it this for 3 reasons. 1: the name of the place you get these delights is called 'doner kebab' . they are in all major cities in spain. i think. they should be in all major cities everywhere. 2: they are boner inducing because of taste. 3: you can get this delectable treat for a measly 4 euros. a huge sangy dripping with meat, lettuce, tomato, assorted veggies, different colored sauces that i cant pronounce but are delicious, a butt load of fries and a can of the most refreshing coca cola classic. so fuckin good. i crave these at night instead of dominoes. i would walk 500 miles for this. bitchin. and there are infinity jokes you can make too and it is acceptable no matter how gay you sound. for example. "yo ernesto, im so hungry for a boner with white sauce oozing from it" or "ohhh myy gooodddd i neeed a boner in my mouth right noww" or "I am craving a boner right now" i could go on all day but you get the idea. oh one more thing, i dont know what meat they put in it, could be anything really. no matter ill eat it. tootaloo