girls are dumb example 5

there are so many reasons why girls are dumb, but here is example 5. as an intro i would like to say that there are many examples that occur in my everyday life as well as yours, but some are honest mistakes that both males and females make. but this one is just dumb. statistics show that about 70 % of college students drink,and that the other 30 is lying. and 99.93% of the drinkers know what "Beefeater" gin is. Most have never had it, nevertheless, know about it and more importantly how to pronounce it. Here is where girls become dumb. Example 5: walking in the streets of Barcelona, a girl notices that there are a lot of ads for Beefeater. So she turns to me, DBE, and says "hey dan, what's 'bafedder'" Thats how she pronounces it. ba- fed-er instead of beef-eater. Its not even spelled differently than it is pronounced. 2 simple english words contracted to make one longer word. not hard. needless to say, i couldn't respond, i let the other 6 people we were with attack her and call her out on this childish stupidity. ya were in spain but shit... beefeater? c'mon now. anyways this concludes another episode of why girls are dumb. adieu.