yes

this is where sly and i are goin this weekend...suck it

http://www.discoversevilla.com/default43.php?id=156&page=420

Don't know why this wasn't posted earlier

This "ancient vase" was in like the first museum we went to in Madrid way back in January, but the DanMike Salvester blog was only an idea back then, so pictures like this got passed up. Luckily i was browsing through them today and found this gem. Anyways, "ancient vase..." i ain't buyin it... looks like a mean bubbler of a queen to me. i don't mean to deface history or anything i'm just callin a spade a spade, you be the judge

walshy?

is that who i think it is behind our beautiful friends from quinnipiac?... it has to be... i gotta make sure he has the address of this blog to confirm/deny... fuck it its definetly him

UPDATE:
BIRiSh777: hahahahha
BIRiSh777: it def is

ireland

DAY 1
so we get to Dublin at about 1 and it was kinda nice out. we expected cold and rainy but it wasnt too bad. we head to our hotel in a cab, who was sitting in drivers seat on the right, and we drove to the hotel on the left side of the road. it was a little mind trip. anyways this guy has the stereotypical irish accent. he spoke english, but we had no fuckin idea what he was sayin. anyways he was really friendly and told us a joke. i dont remember the specifics but heres the main plot. this guy and his buddy are in a pub and the guys says to his friend: if i have a kid with your wife, would that make us related? and the other guy says...no it would make us even. but the way our cabbie delivered it was perfect and hilarious so he told us another joke. it was about viagra and boners. 20 euros later we were at our hotel. nice little place outside the city with a bus stop outside. we take the bus into the city, a double decker and we obviously sat on the top, and got off at the main street area. we had BK. walked around. had some pints. the picture above is from a place called o'neills, nice place. we headed back early because we were tired and saw most of the city in about 8 hours because its kinda small. so we head back, only to find a gem on the TV. Biker Mice From Mars and Arrested Development. awesome.

DAY 2:
We took a bus to cork to stay for free with Anna O'Brien in cork. We get there at around 6, get some beers and some food, eat the food, drank the beers and went to some pubs. Sly and I expected to stay out late, but the pubs close at 2 at the latest so we drank a couple, chatted and went back.

DAY 3
It was time to be tourists. Sly and I were informed that Blarney castle was close by so we took a bus there during the day. it was a nice day out we walked around a lot. if you think irish country side and small town, this is it. the blarney stone is located at the top of the castle and it is believed that if you kiss it, you get good luck. sly and i kissed it. you have to lay down and kiss it upside down because of the location of the rock. we also heard that the locals piss on it and laugh because tons of tourists come and kiss it, whatever urine is sterile, and i like the taste. there was more than just the castle tho, it was like a farm area. there was a huge horse field with this strange wooden structure that resembled a bar, so sly and i took some pics of us at the bar hoping the horses would come and serve us. the horses never came. what else, i dont know thats about it for blarney but it was a good time. at night we went to some more pubs and drank. good times.


DAY 4:
Jameson factory. We had one more day left of touring around the land so anna tells us that the jameson distillery is near by. why the fuck not? lets do it. so we go to the jameson factory by bus and take the tour. it was a really old looking place with lots of booze and interesting history. there were only 8 of us on the tour, 3 spanish guys in their late 20's, 2 old people from Nebraska, and the 3 of us. our tour guide might i add was bangin and i think she was from the midwest. what she was doin in ireland giving tours at a factory was beyond me, but it was a nice touch to let us stare at her ass while she walked in front of us. after the tour we got some whiskey, and it was delicious. and free. we got some souvies and parted ways. but not before we encountered the most ridiculously priced bottle i had ever seen. 5000 euros for a bottle of whiskey, which is now like $8000. it didnt look too special to me. but i know shit about booze. anyway the picture is the bottle. we got back, had some dinner, drank and went out to some pubs. finally, we found a place where everyone there was retardedly drunk. just what we needed. kids our age spillin pints, singing songs and roughin each other up. nice. the final song they sang was "what awonderful world" and some skinny white kid did the raspy black man voice. it was awesome. we left when it closed and made the trek back to anna's place.

DAY 5:
We traveled from cork to dublin and then got to the airport by about 930. what a fuckin day.

DAY 6:
our flight was at 745 am, and we had been at the airport since 930 pm the night before so we had to find a way to kill some time. we set up shop, watched a soccer game, ate some food, played battleship on slys phone. then we got bored. at the mickey d's there was a dollar menu, but we only had 74 cents. lets look for some change what the fuck else we got to do. of course at the first vending machine i got 60 cents. so now we had 1.34 and a mcchicken was 2. lets keep looking. we swept 4 floors of the airport looking for change, but we only had around 1.70 at the end of our romp. and this is what being homeless is like. so we go to mcdonalds only to find them closed. luckily they were just closing and we sweet talked the ugly bitches working there and they gave us some nasty ass fries. sleep time. we huddle in this area where we can put two chairs together and sly goes into the starbucks area. 10 minutes go by, he gets kicked out, wakes me up and he says he's gonna try another place. mcdonalds...30 mins later her gets kicked out again. comes back to where i was and i gave him one of my chairs and we sleep. 1 hour later we all get kicked out. then we move to another place after considering sleeping on the floor, back to mcdonalds. we both find good spots and log 2 hours. sleeping in the airport is weird. you sleep with all your shit at least touching you and its like sleeping with your lights on at high intensity. and evertime you hear a noise, paranoia sets in and you have to see if someone is trying to gank your shit. finally i fall asleep and the next thing i knew some woman tugged on my arm to wake me because mcdonalds was packed with customers and i had no idea what the hell was goin on. it was around 545 now. we get our boarding passes and peace out. see ya ireland.

the dam episode 2

alrite part 2
ok the RLD (red light district for all you n00bs who havent been to the dam) is awesome, unfortunately its illegal to take pics and vids so we didnt. but let me tell you some of these bitches were the hottest bitches i have ever seen. ever. blondes, brunettes, red head, skinny, fat, big tits, small tits, square tits, veiny tits, short, tall, white black, cuban or asain I only came for two days of playing But everytime I come I always wind up stayin This the type of town Will Smith could spend a few days in. party in the city where the heat is on, all night...i digress. lots of babes that wanna suck your cock for an undisclosed amount which you discuss at a later time. i think theres a word for that. so its pretty tizzight.
you can only walk up and down the district a couple times before you pass the same ugly hooker only putting herself in different position that you can pay to put her in... so we decided it was time to run along

so we go to this coffeeshop nearby because we were almost out of the herbal essences that we had. turns out this mothafuckers got a damn near aquarium in it right by the bar. naturally, we bought, we rolled, we put into rotation, and then stared at this fishtank for a good hour. there was one lone clown fish in the tank that none of us could stop looking at, and i couldnt help but wonder if this was the way the screenplay for finding nemo came about... seemed easy enough.

It's still blurry, but i think this was our last night there. so after smoking all we had left and going comatose in our beds for the night, we said goodbye to the dam. but i like to think i live in a world that will allow me to pay the netherlands another visit before i expire, or it gets bombed

getting a little ahead of ourselves

so i know we havent even finished the amsterdam post, but i just uploaded pictures from our trip to ireland and i had to share this and nominate it for best name of a retail store that i have ever encountered in my 21 years walkin this earth

if i ever need a door or door accessory, i know who i'm calling...

watch this video now with everyone

ok so i can watch this video a thousand times and still laugh...get real high and watch this shit you might die..... http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=2507

listen to the dialogue. enjoy.

amsterdam pt. 1

so here it is finally. our adventure to amsterdam. its been awhile since we got back, so things are a little fuzzy. in honor of christopher j this blogs gonna be a 2 parter since there really is just a shit load to tell...here goes. we get there at about 9 pm to the train station and we think to ourselves "lets get some god damn motherfuckin weed". what a great idea. so we walk around looking for a coffee shop to purchase some marijuana LEGALLY. so we arrive at the grasshopper coffee shop, all 8 frigin stories of it tall, green, and beautiful... we had died and gone to heaven. by the time we left this is what the place looked like


so we went in, sat at a table, sly went to the counter to order an eighth of the finest purple haze on the motherfuckin planet. salvo got the coffees which were bitchin too. anyways sly rolled a jspot and we smoked. . . . . . we were fuckin hiiiiigh. now i dont think i need to tell you all this but this shit was the shiznittle van shnitz snan snapsnap. thank the lord jesus he scheduled a soccer game at the same time. so we smoked the most ballinist ass shit eva and watched soccer. i love europe. on a side note, the high we got from this shit was crazy. it was reall good but we walked out of the place and sly turns to sal, "i gotta tell you man, this high is crazy. there were 3 people in that coffeeshop that i swear to you i recognized from like middle school. i havent seen or thought of those mothafuckers in years!". Salvo replies "Same"... you all know he gets kinda quiet when he's high. crazy shit
the next day we woke up and walked around some, smoked a lot of weed, walked some more, bought more weed (sweet tooth, a pleasing indica blend) , sat at coffee shops, smoked, walked, smoked some more, ate, walked smoked, you get the idea. we were high the entire time. i must mention tho the place we ate breakfast was a coffeeshop/breakfast bar. without a doubt i had the best breakfast of my entire life: eggs, bacon, pancakes, sausage, and hashbrowns... while smokin a fatty. safe to say IHOP didnt have shit on this place.
so the rest of the day we hit up a bunch more of the major coffee shops in the city, and by the time we left we had visited them all. some major places we went (high, like really fukin high) were the anne frank house, a sex museum:
(hilarious)
, and walked by the van gogh museum (too expensive to go in). you think bein real high and seein another guys dick is disturbing, try being higher than you have ever been and standing next to a dick bigger than you... i wouldnt exactly recommend it. and of course we went to the red light district. so the anne frank house looks like a fuckin regular ass building with some funny lookin shit on it. the girls really wanted to go because every kid in the united states of america reads that bitches diary and chicks eat that shit up all day. so we said fuck it lets go. fortunately we got really really fucked up before we went in. it wasnt too exciting it was just a bunch of wooden rooms with tvs playing some bullshit about nazis and jews and gold stars and i dont fuckin remember because i got high because i got high because i got highhhh da da da da da da da. anyways at the end of the tour we all looked at each other and were like " uhhh which room was anne franks?" thats all we came to see and we dont know if we even saws it. fuck anne frank. fffuck her. and fuck commies. To Be Continued...