amsterdam pt. 1

so here it is finally. our adventure to amsterdam. its been awhile since we got back, so things are a little fuzzy. in honor of christopher j this blogs gonna be a 2 parter since there really is just a shit load to tell...here goes. we get there at about 9 pm to the train station and we think to ourselves "lets get some god damn motherfuckin weed". what a great idea. so we walk around looking for a coffee shop to purchase some marijuana LEGALLY. so we arrive at the grasshopper coffee shop, all 8 frigin stories of it tall, green, and beautiful... we had died and gone to heaven. by the time we left this is what the place looked like


so we went in, sat at a table, sly went to the counter to order an eighth of the finest purple haze on the motherfuckin planet. salvo got the coffees which were bitchin too. anyways sly rolled a jspot and we smoked. . . . . . we were fuckin hiiiiigh. now i dont think i need to tell you all this but this shit was the shiznittle van shnitz snan snapsnap. thank the lord jesus he scheduled a soccer game at the same time. so we smoked the most ballinist ass shit eva and watched soccer. i love europe. on a side note, the high we got from this shit was crazy. it was reall good but we walked out of the place and sly turns to sal, "i gotta tell you man, this high is crazy. there were 3 people in that coffeeshop that i swear to you i recognized from like middle school. i havent seen or thought of those mothafuckers in years!". Salvo replies "Same"... you all know he gets kinda quiet when he's high. crazy shit
the next day we woke up and walked around some, smoked a lot of weed, walked some more, bought more weed (sweet tooth, a pleasing indica blend) , sat at coffee shops, smoked, walked, smoked some more, ate, walked smoked, you get the idea. we were high the entire time. i must mention tho the place we ate breakfast was a coffeeshop/breakfast bar. without a doubt i had the best breakfast of my entire life: eggs, bacon, pancakes, sausage, and hashbrowns... while smokin a fatty. safe to say IHOP didnt have shit on this place.
so the rest of the day we hit up a bunch more of the major coffee shops in the city, and by the time we left we had visited them all. some major places we went (high, like really fukin high) were the anne frank house, a sex museum:
(hilarious)
, and walked by the van gogh museum (too expensive to go in). you think bein real high and seein another guys dick is disturbing, try being higher than you have ever been and standing next to a dick bigger than you... i wouldnt exactly recommend it. and of course we went to the red light district. so the anne frank house looks like a fuckin regular ass building with some funny lookin shit on it. the girls really wanted to go because every kid in the united states of america reads that bitches diary and chicks eat that shit up all day. so we said fuck it lets go. fortunately we got really really fucked up before we went in. it wasnt too exciting it was just a bunch of wooden rooms with tvs playing some bullshit about nazis and jews and gold stars and i dont fuckin remember because i got high because i got high because i got highhhh da da da da da da da. anyways at the end of the tour we all looked at each other and were like " uhhh which room was anne franks?" thats all we came to see and we dont know if we even saws it. fuck anne frank. fffuck her. and fuck commies. To Be Continued...