johnny apple"seed"

my theory of johnny appleseed, the greatest womanizer ever to have lived. originally from leominster, ma johnny appleseed embarked on a journey across the country to plant seeds. the question is: what kind? hmmm....this made me wonder. the legend tells us that he went across the country planting appleseeds and thats why there are apple trees all around the country. but might this be a metaphor? might he actually have been planting his "appleseed" instead of the little black ones? so heres my theory. johnny was a stud and banged every chick in leominster and got in a lot of trouble for it. he decided that he needed to share his apples and his tree and plant his seed all around the country. so he left a walked and walked and walked and fucked and fucked and fucked, planting his seed (nutting in women) in every state. then he wrote about it. and little kids read it and hear of his legend? damn what a fuckin pimp. if i could go around the country and fuck girls and write about it and read it to little kids...shitttt. johnny appleseed...legend? yes.